Thursday, January 13, 2011

new zodiac signs! WTF!?

Google trends:

quoted from:
"According to the Minnesota Planetarium Society, here is where the real signs of the Zodiac should fall. Get ready for your world to change forever."

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.
Pisces: March 11-April 18.
Aries: April 18-May 13.
Taurus: May 13-June 21.
Gemini: June 21-July 20.
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17. (Yep, this one is new — read all about the Ophiuchus way of life here)
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

im kinda pissed, confused, and dont know how to go about with this change. I read my horoscope every day before work and now with this news i dont know if i should continue my life as a cancer or go to the new gemini side...

what do?


  1. thats what im saying, i just read up on what a gemini's traits are here:

    annnd it doesnt match me as well as the cancer does

  2. ignore it, theres more than 12 types of people in the world

  3. Dont worry about it bro, dont need to be trippin on the words of some hack holoscope writer ;D

  4. horoscopes a full of bull. leave them to rot

  5. Im a cancer now??? I LIKE BEING A LEO!!! NooooooooooooooOoOoOoOoOOOO

  6. it's all good, I'm still a Taurus

  7. jesus ive been shafted to the a virgo now, men in suits just wasting up funding for this

  8. why would they change such a thing...

  9. girls are gonna lose it, wait for the facebook shit in the coming year

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  11. This caused quite a commotion around the world. I also posted an article about it. It clears up some confusion.

  12. No longer Scorpio!!!

    Good post tho - now following and supporting


  13. This seriously changes things for me. I'm a newly found gemini as well. I guess if I paid attention to horiscopes I might care a bit more, haha.

    What do indeed. Good blog, following and supporting.

  14. Scorpio now? No thanks... Then all these years what have been the fortunetellers doing?

  15. So this explains why horoscopes were 100% bullshit in the past. Thanks for the info, bro! :D